"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' "

- Robin Williams

"Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there."

- Franklin P. Jones

At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."

- Ann Landers

"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."

- Jimmy Buffett

"It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning."

- Jimmy Buffett

"It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad."

- Jimmy Buffett

"Pretend like it's the weekend, ... We could pretend it all the time."

- Jack Johnson

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

- Frank Sinatra

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

- Ernest Hemingway

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

- George F. Burns

"I've got my toes in the water, ass in the sand. Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand. Life is good today. Life is good today."

- from "Toes", Zac Brown